Posted by
Fatherof2 on Sunday, August 13, 2006 7:00:42 PM
As Scientific as the 9-11 Truth Experiments!
I just spent an hour catching up on the various news and blogs from the previous week and looked through many posts from the dailyKos et al. Whoa, I'm glad I did. I have been under the impression that one of the big stories of the last week was the British interdiction of a terrorist plot to blow up as many as ten airliners on the way to the US.
Boy, was I wrong!
The real story is that George Bush orchestrated the entire story to bolster his sagging approval rating and keep me in a constant state of fear. The real horror was the fact that George Bush used the word "fascism" hyphenated to "Islamo" to describe the threat he has fabricated and peace-loving Muslims everywhere have been offended.
How did I get it so wrong?
It must be Karl Rove!
It's always Karl Rove.
Maybe he really can control people's minds. I wanted to find out. What would life be without the constant effects of Karl's Neo-Con Global Domination Obedience Ray?
First, tin foil. Lots of tin foil. One or two layers would not do it for me. I encased my head in six layers of the Alcoa heavy duty aluminum foil.
Second, to my twelve-year-old daughter's room I went. Thousands of requests, tirades, ultimatums to do chores, do homework, get off the phone have been ignored within the confines of that room. Established scientific fact: no thought control of any kind can make it past the threshold of that room.
Third, now firmly encased in foil and protected by the impenetrable walls of my daughter's room I fire up the laptop and type www.dailykos.com and hit enter.
Will the scales fall from my eyes and truth be mine? Have I been wrong and what I thought was common sense was merely total manipulation by Karl and his NeoCon minions?
I read diaries. I read comments. I go through post after post.
And...
Karl has nothing to do with it.
They are just idiots.
And really I don't know how they keep these tin-foil helmets on all the time. Very uncomfortable.